09.03.05. Vijesti

Na ovoj slici se vidi krajolik u kome je rodjen R.A.S.M.C Brod je tu, na zalost, slucajno. foto: Stevan Kordic / expeditio.org

12.02.05. Under Construction
		Nova publikacija iz Sektora za Razvoj.

31.01.05. Vijesti

RASMC i banda se baskare u fenomenalnom hotelu Pahuljica na Vlasicu. Snijega ima puno, RASMC skija, El Gratatiero i Remixajlo mjere dupetima stazu u namjeri da nauce da se snowborduju, a bubnjar Trut samoprijegorno sa djecom pravi Snijeska Bijelica. Na slikama vidimo kako RASMC i Trut u bazenu na krovu hotela pripremaju tacku sinhronog plivanja, kao centralnu scenu za spot numere "Demode", koji cemo emitovati kada prethodni "Dik tu Kava" dosadi i bogu i narodu. Otkud bazen na krovu hotela, saznacete ako kliknete na www.pahuljica.com.

08.01.05. Vijesti
			RASMC-ova kolekcija gitara je obogaćena za još jedan kultni komad. Radi se o Fenderovom Stratocasteru tipa American Standard iz jubilarne serije povodom 40-godišnjice proizvodnje tog drevnog modela. Ovaj budući antikvitet je izbavljen iz mondenog Sietla (Seattle) nakon 12 godina sušenja na kvalitetnom pacifičkom vazduhu. Označen je brojnim prigodnim insignijama među kojima se svojom poluslučajnom poslusimbolikom posebno ističe gravura "40 years and still rockin". Inače gitara se odlikuje vrlo običnim "strat" saundom bez posebnosti i vrlo neobično malim brojem fabričkih grešaka. Da bi shvatili o kakvom se raritetu ovdje radi, evo citata uvazenog kolege Vlatka Stefanovskog: "Stratocaster ti je kao ""Stojadin"". Kad se potrefi, onda je izuzetan".

30.12.04. Vijesti
		RASMC cestita svim posjetiocima sajta Novu 2005, kao i pratece duhovne i svjetovne praznike sledecim rijecima: Kraj ove godine obiljezen je prirodnom katastrofom u kojoj je jos jednom pokazano koliko je ljudski zivot nistavan u odnosu na velicanstvenu i ali surovu prirodu. U sledecoj godini vam zelim da uspostavite harmoniju sa sobom, svojim najblizima, poslovnim saradnicima, a da Prirodu cuvate, i da se od nje cuvate. Jer, dovoljna je samo mala promjena prirodne ravnoteze na Zemlji da citav sistem vrijednosti, krhko uspostavljen od covjecanstva, postane potpuno bezvrijedan i neupotrebljiv. RASMC ovih dana intenzivno svira novu gitaru, da bi navikao na njen vrat i stekao sigurnost u izrazu.

29.11.04. FAQme FAQyu
		Znatizeljnoj omladini poklanjamo za 29. novembar ovaj interaktivni upitnik. Interactive FAQ as a gift to the curious youth.

28.11.04. Beograd, Kolarac OSVRT
		RASMC zaista je briljirao ovog puta. Njegova ljubav prema operi rezultirala je suvim ludilom i histerijom u publici... Koliko je image za ovu priliku odusevio prisutne, svedoci i fotografija snimljena na insistiranje ushicenih kolega. Za sad imamo samo sliku iz backstage-a, ali vrlo brzo bice i avi file koncerta. Nadamo se da ce ovakvih umjetnickih incidenata biti josh. This time, gig was briliant! RASMC's love to opera made funs in auditorium completely histerical! How much the image, created for this oportunity made people hip, you can see on this foto, made on colleges demand. Soon , you can see Avi file also. We hope more artistick accidents like this will be created in RASMC's laboratoty.

22.11.04. Benzin-Vjetar
		Ekoloska svijest RASMC-a porucuje kroz ovu malu interaktivnu zagonetku: Benzin-Vjetar. Ecological thought of RASMC speaks up thru this interactive riddle: Petrol-Wind.

11.10.04. Vijesti
		Na zahtjev musterija, zamolili smo kolegu Tonija Dallaru nesto i da nam otpjeva. U medjuvremenu su nasi inzinjeri abartovali bilbord u “Multimedijalni imidz transformer”, sa vase trenutke uzivanja. Our visitors wanted to hear how Toni Dallara sings. In the meantime, our research enginers designed this “Multimedijal image transformer” for your moments of pleasure.

13.10.04. Vijesti
		RASMC zeli vam uspjesno downloudovanje elektronske verzije Bilborda sa koncerta u Beogradu!

10.9.04. OSVRT: Dubrovnik, Paraćin, Banja Luka...
		24.8.04. Dubrovnik  Mnogi ljubitelji modernog baleta već su shvatili da naš drevni projekat nije održan 24.08. u dubrovačkim Lazaretima, već da je pomjeren za 26.08. Srećom, mjesto je ostalo isto. Kamerna atmosfera, vrlo odabrana mlada publika i dobro izvođenje predstave učvrstili su RASMC-a u odluci da za novu sezonu postavi jednu zanimljivu predstavu – koreodramu. Nevera koja je opalila neposredno pred početak predstave samo je doprinijela ugođaju.  28.8.04. Paraćin  Susret bikera u Paraćinu je bio izuzetno zanimljiv. Naročito fascinira mukotrpan rad ljubitelja starih mašina koji ručno od njih izrađuju chopere najrazličitijih vrsta. Pada u oči model prepravljenog vojnog "Moto Guzzi"-a, koji podsjeća na model koji je vozio Denis Hopper u filmu "Goli u sedlu". Pogađate da je sempl "Born to be alive" , često emitovan iz načeg semplera izazvao oduševljenje bikera, koji su tu muzičku sekvencu pratili glasnim turiranjem motora.  05.9.04. Banja Luka  Izvinjavamo se na pogrešnoj najavi, radilo se o festivalu "Access" održanom na Kastelu, staroj kuli, koji je trajao tri dana. Čini nam se da smo i tu pružili visok kvalitet. Očekuje se od publike da koncert prokomentariše na forumu.

19.7.04.

RASMC i Banda trenutno se nalaze na turneji. Ponijeli su kameru sa sobom, pa mozemo uskoro ocekivati i neke zanimljive inserte snimjene sigurnom rukom EL Gratattiera, najmladjeg clana Bande. U medjuvremenu, fotograf Branko Igjnatovic razvio je fotke slikane na premijeri baleta "Igra" u Bitef teatru. Evo nekih.

6.7.04. EXIT - OSVRT
jedno te isto 1	jedno te isto 2	jedno te isto 3		RASMC i Banda izazvali svojim nastupom opstu histeriju. Srecom, sve je snimljeno, tako da postoji dokumenat o tome da nasa press agencija ne preuvelicava. Na pitanje kako mu je poslo za rukom da bas svakog prisutnog od 30 000 ljudi natjera da digne ruke gore, RASMC je objasnio: “Ovog puta imao sam na sebi bijelu uniformu, krojenu baš za mene, “porno admiralskog” stajlinga. Značaj garderobe u show businesu primjetili su prije mene Elvis Prisley, Batman, Superman, Walter brani Sarajevo, Power rangers i mnogi drugi. Narodnim masama mnogo je lakše da izraze divljenje osobi koja je namjenski kostimirana za tu priliku.”

6.7.04. Na zahtjev obozavateljki objavljujemo sliku Truta na radnom mjestu...

29.6.04 Ekskluzivna vijest - RASMC ce svirati na main stage-u EXIT festivala u Novom Sadu 3. jula u 20:30.

29.6.04 Pregledom arhiva nasli smo snimak ovogodisnjeg koncerta iz Maribora gdje je RASMC drevnim pismom starih Slovena pozdravio publiku...

18.6.04 "Da li ste primjetili da državne vijesti, koje se emituju svaki dan, uglavnom govore o tome ko je šta rekao, a ne sta se uradilo!? Tako se stvara kult nerada i razvija sindrom intenzivne palamuđevine", ocijenio je RASMC u razgovoru ni sa kim. 

Dakle, mi ovdje govorimo šta se RADILO ovih dana: Pripremala se muzika za balet, remixovala ploča, pisala muzika za "Fore i fazone"... ali idemo redom. 

RASMC i njegovi mladi asistenti, El Gratatierro i Sonja Lončar ovih dana intenzivno montiraju muziku za "Igru". Muzika je mozaik sjeckan i lijepljen od djelova koncerta sa Lois Viktorom, kao i djelova opere "Prilozi Darwinovoj teoriji evolucije" koja je takodje u izradi. Premijera će biti u Bitef teatru krejem mjeseca (vidi NAJAVE gore). 

Inače, remixovano je još nekoliko pjesama za novi album, koji je zbog obilja hitova promijenio naziv iz "17 kiselih krastavaca" u "Opet prvi na svim top listama". Vjerovatnmo će i taj naslov biti promijenjen u nešto treće, zato se ne ustručavajte! Evo spiska radnih naslova remiksovanih komada: 

1. Bumbarov let
2. Demode
3. Paparazzo
4. Turbo folk - zvanična verzija
5. Shangarakhatira, indijska boginja trgovine 
6. Rastamana kafu prži 
7. Da li je ovo komedija? 
8. Adrenalin 
9. Apsolutno ja sam svoj (hommage za Mirzino Jato)
10 Ja sam Robot u srcu i duši (hommage za Kraftwerk) 
11. Zappa is not dread (hommage za Bjork)
12. Ča je bilo, toga više ni 
13. Ich Glaube (hommage za SYPH)

14.6.04 Naš zvanicni provajder Internet.cg.yu nam je povisio zapreminu sighta na 100 MB. Napunićemo ga zanimljivim i korisnim sadržajima, za svakoga po nešto! Evo odmah: 

Pyydä lopuksi tarkkailijaa lukemaan muistiinpanonsa ääneen. Miettikää sitten yhdessä osallistujien kanssa, mitä Antonion ja Alin tarinat kertovat heidän erilaisesta elämästään. Jatkakaa keskustelemalla siitä, millaisia mielikuvia meillä on espanjalaisista ja marokkolaisista nuorista miehistä. Mistä nämä mielikuvat tulevat? Oliko kaikilla osallistujilla samanlaisia mielikuvia Espanjasta ja Marokosta? Miksi? Miksi ei?

10.6.04 Bitef teatar Beograd, Ministarstvo kulture Slovenije i Lazareti Dubrovnik mecene su savremenog baleta "Igra" koji je nastao u saradnji sa Janom Menger, poznatom slovenačkom plesačicom i koreografinjom. Ovih dana RASMC završava svoj dio posla - muziku. Premijera treba da se izvede 27 Juna u Bitef Teatru u Beogradu. 

1.6.04 Juče je u sred mixanja komada Paparazzo struja prešla na jeftinu tarifu. Pošto domaćice iz komšiluka u tom trenutku pale bojlere, mašine za veš, pegle, aparate za brijanje, rerne, haube itd. sprave u studiju zbog slabog napona padaju u histeriju ili letargiju, kako koja. Od danas se zato radi samo po skupoj stuji. Tako će 17KK kao prvi album u povijesti istorije rocka nositi oznaku "SMIXAN SAMO PO SKUPOJ TARIFI!". 

25.5.04 RASMC i banda su počeli da remixuju dugo očekivani album "17 Kiselih Krastavaca". Rad se odužio iz jednostavnog razloga, što RASMC konstantno dobija nove ideje, a stare ne završava jer mu se one automatski čine dosadnima, pa je materijal pretrpio mnogo izmjena. Za sada su smixani komadi "Bumbarov let" i "Bolji Zivot". Komadi "Paparazzo", "Mirzino jato", "Rastamana kafu prži", "Demode", "Ašik mlaka vodo meraklijska" (radi se o radnim naslovima). 

Inače, radovi se vrše u studiju Vlade Georgijeva. Na brojna pitanja radoznalih zlobnika otkud artelnativno-šalternativni kult autor u studiju komercijalno uspješnog kolege, RASMC objašnjava: 

"Termine u ovom kvalitetnom studiju zapravo je ugovorio naš zajednički prijatelj Milan Ogurlić - Mišell, stari Novljanin, kapetan najduže plovidbe, poštovalac našeg rada, pomorac, čovijek i veliki humanista, kojem se ovom prilikom obadvojica zahvaljujemo."

19.5.04 Pregledavajući video arhiv, nismo mogli izdržati da vas ne podsjetimo na vizionarski rad iz 1995, kojim se RASMC bezuspješno obratio auditorijumu. Da ne treba ići ispred vremena, pokazuje surovi podatak da je "Mikroorganizmi", zatočen u magacinima prodavnica CD-a tek počeo da se traži ovih dana, u masovnom naletu loženja na tzv. COPY-PASTE kulturu...

14.5.04.  Novi Sad, Gradilište  ...

29.4.04. RASMC i banda ovih dana se uzurbano pripremaju za proslavu prvog maja, medjunarodnog praznika rada. medjutim ne tece sve po planu...

24.4.04.  Vienna, Tunnel Live Festival  

21.4.04. While the band was touring Slovenia, Dominator has built this little interactive “House of Mouse Manipulation”. Enjoy!

18.4.04. Legendarni Passat opet je svojom pouzdanošću, ekonomicnošću i brzinom (brzinom? prim. prev.) pokušao da odvrati neumoljivog RASMC-a da ga ne pošalje u automobilska vječna lovišta. Naime, Bandu sa kompletnim prtljagom bezbjedno je dovezao do Ljubljane i nazad do Beograda prosječnom brzinom od nevjerovatnih 125 km/h (aha, prim. prev.).

Po olujnom vjetru i kiši, u noćnoj vožnji, sa nevjerovatno malom potrošnjom od ispod 6 l na 100 km, po ko zna koji put Banda je bila postavljena pred sentimentalnu dilemu: Da li da se uloži u veće, novije i udobnije vozilo, čime bi svaki član benda dobio dovoljno prostora za razne aktivnosti tokom dugih vožnji, eventualno da se vodi i stjuardesa zbog povećanja komfora. Ili da se nastavi sa spartanskom, skromnom, putujućom ispovjedaonicom na 4 točka, u kojoj nema mjesta za bilo šta drugo osim za međusobnu, interaktivnu psihoterapiju koju držeći volan vodi iskusni RASMC, a Trut mu samoprijegorno pripomaže.

“Legendo, ipak je Passat legenda” – dao je Trut poslednji argument.

“Passat je OK, ali nama treba Monsun, da nas nosi brže, jače, dalje. Doduše, ni Monsun neće biti jednog trenutka dovoljan. Za američku turneju trebaće nam El Ninjo" - uzvratio je RASMC sam sebi, misleći na buduće modele kombija i autobusa istog proizvođača. 

"A naš Passat će ostati u voznom parku?" - čulo se negdje u ispovjedaonici.  

"Svakako” - uzvratio je RASMC, navigavajući vozilo drevnom autostradom Bratstva & Jedinstva.

17.4.04.  Tolmin, Bugatti  

16.4.04.  Koper, MKC  Mandatory pilgrimage to Marko Brecelj and his legendary MKC centre. Warmup by Gori Ussi Winnetou. Chillout by traditionally excellent beef gulasz.

15.4.04.  Ljubljana, Orto bar  Here's a backstage photo from Orto bar:

7.4.04. After returning from Canada, RASMC has issued the following communique to address his electorate: 

1. Sicherlich schenke ich der europäischen Gesellschaftsordnung mehr Symphatie, wobei vor allem Schweden, Dänemark, Norwegen und die Niederlande gemeint sind, wo die Sozialpolitik mächtig ist. Man sagt, dass in Amerika allein der Gedanke von einer Erkältung bei den Menschen einen echten Chaos verursacht, weil dadurch riesige unerwartete Kosten entstehen. Warscheinlich liegen hier der Gründe für das erheblich strengere Verhalten der Umgebung gegenüber. Wer immer in der Goldepoche des Sozialismus gelebt hatte, in den siebziger und achtziger Jahren in Titos Jugoslawien, sieht die amerikanische Lebensart als sehr unnahbar. 

2. Eigentlich, viel einfacher als heute - ohne Visaquälerei, und übrigens ist meine Popularität keineswegs durch die Tatsache unterstützt, dass ich aus irgendeinem "egsotischen" Land komme. Ich kann kaum abwarten, dass wir einen Wohnwagen besorgen und ganz Europa durchquären, ohne dass uns mitten in der Tournee die Ausweisgültigkeit abläuft, dass wir deportiert oder in einem Azylantenlager unterbracht werden. 

3. Ich habe die Sachen nie in diesem Sinne verstanden. Mein Programm spricht vor allem Gehirn, viel weniger Hormone an. Das heißt zwar nicht, dass meine Musik temperamentlos ist, ganz im Gegenteil, es ist nur, dass die Erotik in meinem Fall die Konsequenz ist, nicht die Ursache. 

4. Die zwei Erklärungen zum politischen Antiinteressen sind erstens, die Tatsache dass man gut lebt, wie bei euch in Europa, und zweitens, der Verlust des Selbstbewusstseins und des Vertrauens, wie hier, bei uns. Entscheidend ist, auf jeden Fall, die gute Erziehung. 

5. Die Politik ist die Kunst des Verwirklichbares, zumindest in den Gesellschaften, wo jede Art von Gewalttätigkeit strengstens verboten ist. In niedriger entwickelten Gesellschaften ist die Politik ein Synonym für Korruption, Betrug und Manipulation jeder Art. Ich mag die Politik nicht, doch sie ist volkommen unvermeidlich; der moderne Mensch muss in dieser Hinsicht reif sein, andernfalls wird er zum Objekt der Manipulation. Es fällt mir ziemlich schwer, dass die Wahltechnik bei uns sogar den Schreibunkundigen das Wahlrecht bietet, indem sie bloß eine bestimmte Nummer auf dem Wahlzettel ankreuzen, und sich dann mit einem Fingerdruck unterschreiben. Sie werden mir beistimmen, dass durch eine leichte Dressur selbst ein Affe zum selben befähigt werden kann. Hinsichtlich der hohen Zahl der Schreibunfähigen, und der noch höheren der Handlungsunfähigen, wurden wir, mit dem Aufkommen solcher Wahldemokratie, zu Geiseln dieser Leute. Auf der politischen Bühne sehen wir deren Spiegelbilder, Personen dessen Geist, Moral, geschäftliche Fertigkeit und politische Visionen offensichtlich deren Maßstäben entsprechen. Oder eben schlimmer, man sieht Personen, die ihre politische Tätigkeit ihnen angeeignet haben. Es gibt natürlich Ausnahmen, die aber sowieso nicht die entscheidende Mehrheit darstellen. Ich bin der Meinung, dass im 21. Jahrhundert, in der Epoche des Internet und der digitalen Datenvbearbeitung, Schreibunfähigkeit als Geistbehinderung behandelt werden soll. Wir haben hier die folgende Absurdität: korperlich behinderte Menschen sind diskriminiert, weil sie nicht in der Lage sind, von zu Hause aus zu wählen, während Schreibunkundige volle bürgerliche Rechte haben. Hätte zufällig der Nobelpreisträger Hawkins auf dem Balkan gelebt, wäre er warscheinlich wegen seiner körperlichen Behinderung von der Gesellschaft verachtet gewesen. Hier besteht aber kein Verachten des Nichtwissens, welches eigentlich bei einigen durch blinden, fast perversen Patriotismus, der jeden gesellschaftlichen Fortschritt bremst, zu erkennen ist.

For all of us not capable of understanding the schprache, the translation to Bad English is available here.

4.4.04. Rambo Amadeus SMC produced this invalid haiku after hi came back from the Canada:

"Huge Country, Big aeroplanes, Everything."  

28.3.04.  Vancouver, The Plaza Theatre  Announcement

27.3.04.  Toronto, Opera House  Announcement

25.3.04.  Ottawa, Alumni Theatre, Carleton University.   

This email to webmaster we translated the very precisely from the Nashki to high quality Bad English. If this is not enough good than we really need help. 

Date: Wed, 24 Mar 2004 17:28:28 -0500 (EST)
From: ***
Subject: Help your site
To: webmaster@ramboamadeus.com

Hello, I live in Toronto and I can hardly wait for your concert
on Saturday. But I would like to help you with the site which
is in English (http://www.ramboamadeus.cg.yu/). When I was
there I saw a lot of bad english. Perhaps it shows I am not a
master of Nashki but I live in Canada since I was 8 years old
and I speak excellent English. I would love to correct errors, the
site will look better (except you wanted to have that bad english
effect) for free. Please call me if you need such help.

N***

19.3.04.  Beograd, klub FLU.   

12.3.04.  Zagreb, PAUK.  Apparently, radio announcement worked well since lot of well tempered [see Bach, J.S.] people showed up. Not so great sound this time, but excellent lights. A couple of kodak moments.  

See what they sey about it in Free Dalmatia magazine (Nashki only).  

Backstage picture of the rhythm section (Trut the drummer on the left, Mixailo alias Remixailo on the right) is by DM. As you can see, they are very much in sync. 

8.3.04. As his personal tribute to the today's calendar event, Rambo Amadeus is sending his utmost respect to all adult females around the world and beyond. 

Learn more about the Canadian Blitz Tour. It's all there! Check it out here! 

4.3.04.  Valjevo.  

Rambo Amadeus is notorious for receiving huge quantities of email from his fans. The thing is getting heavy especially after the decision to deal with emails only in printed form (the only 100% protection against viruses and spam). You can get the picture in this short documentary shot a couple of days ago.

2.3.04. RASMC i banda su već nekoliko sedmica izloženi torturi sakupljanja besmislenih dokumenata i raznih papira potrebnih za dobijanje kanadske vize. 

“Najopasniji elementi ljudskog roda obučeni su da prođu i najrigoroznije procedure”, prokomentarisao je RASMC fotokopirajući pasoše svoje žene i djece, vojnu, saobraćajnu, zdravstvenu, đačku, ronilačku i ostale knjižice, u nadi da precizni Kanađani neće pronaći pregršt materijalnih grešaka u nonšalantnim RASMC-ovim dokumentima. 

Exclusively from RASMC WATCH: RASMC has joined anti-smoking movement and banned all smoking in the studio. Disciplinnary officer in charge for enforcing the ban is Truth The Drummer.  

29.2.04. RAMBOAMADEUS.COM is back on the cutting edge of web technology! Flash, AVI, background sound, you name it. Thanx to Dominator, our new web media expert. Voila!  

21.2.04.  Dubrovnik.   

While walking about ancient streets of Ragusa, Rambo Amadeus have decided not to take care about his image any more: 

• He will stop using every opportunity trying to shock, intimidate or entertain.  
• He will accept all invitations to promotions, exhibitions, festivals, jet set parties and other social events.  
• Photograpers will not be banned on or offstage.
• He will consider sponsorships.  
• He will accept all invitations to TV and cable shows and other media appearances.
• He will generally try to be as boring as possible. 

The decision will hopefully have far reaching effects upon his carrier.

20.2.04.  Mostar, Pavaroti.   

20.2.04. Dear well respected visitors,

First of all, if you are a regular here, you have noticed that Rambo Amadues and His Latest Outfit or RAHLORS for Short had a couple of unsung gigs recently. Nonetheless, all of them are worth mentioning. For example, the biggest crowd showed up in Pula. Meanwhile, the best backstage food was where else than in New Now (Novi Sad). Notwithstanding, the best backstage ganja was not inhalled in Slovenia. 

Furthermore, the best sightseeing happened in Switzerland, where RAHLORS was presented with the view of Rhein cascades as well as skiing centre of Arosa, which was nevertheless all recorded on video and will be presented here as AVI file in a couple of days. 

Switzerland, by the way: First, skiing scene is very cool. Secondly, Alps are much bigger than Lovcen. Third, can't hear much nonsense music blasting from coffee shops over there. Quite the opposite, what you'd rather hear softly emanating from such places is Haydn or Strauss. Last but not least, nobody talks on mobiles, nobody calls and nobody is being called by means of this ancient device, since public phoning (as well as public smoking) is considered bad manners. 

As a matter of fact, Swiss are very serious about their life. Thereafter, they work seriously, rest seriously and seriously have fun. Anyway, the only bad thing over there are foreigners who have not adapted to high aesthetic and ethic standards of this perfect country. Of course, this kind of perfection does not happen by chance. More likely, it is the consequence of their strong sense of community and their unshakeable trust in the system. 

14.2.04.  Zurich, Dionis.   

13.2.04.  Zurich, Dionis.   

4.2.04. Rambo Amadeus has been awarded Employee-of-the-Month by his fellow musicians from the band. The award (spare G string) has been presented by Truth The Drummer. Congretulations! 

17.1.04.  Ljubljana, Orto Bar.   

16.1.04.  Maribor, Štuk.  Menažder gets his second chance in Slovenia. 

13.1.04.  Novi Sad, NS Time.   

1.1.04. Happy The New Year!

25.12.03.  Pula, Uljanik.   

24.12.03.  Celje, Tampatam.  How bad your Bad English can get? Check out this REPORT by DigiMan (thanx Vasja): 

Celje, KljUB, 24. december 2003. Hajlige naht zer blizu aber niko iber nervozen u KljUB Celje, jer diese naht Rambo Amadeus unutra špilen. File lojte mnogo radije zum koncert gehen nego zum hause mit familijen hajlige naht singen. Atmosfera veoma relaksiert und dan Rambo und bend auf dem bina komen. Das klub ist ein bischen mali, aber guten vibracionen haben. Rambo najprije svima ale prazniken und nova godina zaželen und dan starten špilen. Svi veoma guten voljen und bend špilen u pičku materinu dobro. Also Rambo zehr gut gitarista und singer, aber naročito gut vicmaher. Alle lojte almost u gaće pišken mit lahen wenn Rambo etwas in mikrofonen sagen. Rambo špilen ale hiten und lojte urliken HOĆEMO JOŠ! HOĆEMO JOŠ! Rambo und ekipen špilen noch par komaden und das koncert ist zum ende. Ale lojte in KLjUB kasnije zagen das Rambo eine echte Tzar ist und must wieder in Celje špilen komen.

23.12.03.  Ljubljana, VPK.   

Managers strike again. Local manager (his name is Menažder) managed to forget to organize Maribor gig. Sorry Maribor.  

18.12.03.  Stara Pazova, Puls klub.   

8.12.03. CAUTION: All dates not appearing in the calendar are not appointed any concerts or either they are in the past. Or, they are too much in future. Otherwise, it is vice versa.    

6.11.03.  Sarajevo, Koloseum.   

5.12.03.  Visoko, klub Kashmir.  REPORT: More taste More fun. 

30.11.03. As cityzens of Sarajevo and Visoko noticed, koncerts of today and yesterday are delayed by the reason of the RASMC influence by fever. He drinks Antibiotiks after 20 years again. After the question how he feel now, RASMC said:

"Science of medicine didnt go forverds even a milimetar for 20 years. Taste of antibiotiks are stil ugly."

27.11.03. Got raport from Subotitza, sea below. Wish reports for Panchevo, Pozarewaz and Chachak. Sand yours report! We publish all everythings! No english is to bed! Send pictures also!

6.11.03.  Chachack, Unknown Club.  REPORT: Wanted! 

6.11.03.  Pozarevatz, KB.  REPORT: Wanted!

6.11.03.  Panchevo, Kupe.  REPORT: Wanted!

12.11.03. Because not able find new webmaster Rambo Amadeus was pleasing DM to stay acting webmaster temporarily. So DM work now more translation from English into Bad English. See new damage example on here: ABOUT.   

6.11.03.  Subotica, Brick&Steel.  REPORT: Ekselent musical performace, the guys played very vell, that DJ mashine used in a very interesting the way (especially zvuk zagrebane ploche). RASMC's verbal performance very good ez juzhually. The best point: RASMC's father singing the British sailors' song from 1920s. Should be put on a record. But, the atmosphere was steel rather kold the (just like "mlaka voda izvorska", Serb.). How to eksplejn this paradoks? 1. The "Brick&Steel" 'club' is certainly not a place for live muzic. Very small and uncomfortable, week sound of the zvuk, very bed overview of the stage (for those interested in the visual side of the bend); 2. The audience in Subotica - able to 'unhook until the total normality' only under exposure to such stimuli as Magacin (from brotherly Croatia), Harry M. Harry, and the like (Harrys Geenowich could also do). I rimember a kocent by Z. Cholich in Subotitza, in very early 1980s, wen the audience remained seated troo-out the hole concerto, in a big sport-hole. Cholich, then at the peek of his popularity, kept asking after each song 'what happened to my public - hands up!'. was desparate perhaps. the.. ** Low Priority ** Raport kourtesy from Bojan Todosijevic. Tanx. 

Before left webmaster office, DM try to last minute refreshment of site make. He also update FAQ and SHOPPING to Bad English syntax, grammar, semantic, semiotic and fonts. 

3.11.03. RASMC blesses [blesses!? ed.] corespondents who are using Bad English, present oficcial language of this site.

1.11.03. After change of official language in Bad English, number of visitors is growing. RASMC, as always in important moments, gave to us next explanation: 

"Using global network with local language is same as using fishing net with only one hole." 

Today RASMC celebrate 30 days of jogging. RASMC said for RASMC-WATCH that he feel better than James Brown now.

30.11.03.  Belgrade, KST, Brucošijada.  REPORT: RASMC couldnt resist curiosity of young students, so koncert changed from playing standard repertoar to 3 hours of monodrama, with RASMC in main role. Improvised stories where too mad for young students, even for RASMC. But, gig is recorded, than you can expect few mp3s on this site! 

On Last Summit between RASMC and DM they also decide to make new official gramatic rules for Bad English. Here it as follows is next below:

OFFICIAL GRAMMAR OF THE BAD ENGLISH 
- FULL DETAIL EDITION -  

• Article (the, a, an) use randomly.
• Speling dont bother.
• There are not tenses. 
• All rules is optional. 
• Order of the words is no important. 
• If not understand, forget.

For promotion on Official Grammar, this site will give special prize to the person who send best translation of the William Shakespeare in Bad English.  

28.10.03. Griefing Before Trailing of Cadetts Them Youngest Members!

On last secret summit between RASMC & DM is settled completely new doctrine of this site, named  Griefing Before Trailing of Cadetts Them Youngest Members (Zdogovor pred trenig kakdeta toj najmlađih članova).  

• One: is decided to use English on this site, from now. Main reason for this big change is hunger of many billion citizens to swallow and understand this site. 
• Too: from today, our Forum will receive only English (other languages will automatic delete himself). For those who not speak, write or understand English, this is perfect occasion to learn them. 
• Tree: On this site we use dialect they name Bad English. Is most popular English dialect in world, all speak from Kamchatka to Capetown and from Paris to Los Angeles (yes there especially). For conform with Bad English is important to NOT use the spelling checker, except is your Bad English SO BAD that precise spelling in fact is producing extra additional confusion (as you see this).

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